|Updated: 1/28 11:20 pm
||Published: 1/28 11:17 pm
Super Bowl 47 is almost here! The Ravens and 49ers kickoff Sunday in New Orleans, and, unfortunately, I will not be there. I am not pleased about that.
Oh well. I guess it will be a Super Bowl watch party for me instead. Anybody throwing a wonderful watch party they would like to invite me too … hopefully one with lots of delicious food?
Anyway, let me make this blog quick. I don’t want to waste your time when you could be preparing for your spectacular Super Bowl watch party that you’re going to invite me too.
Here is my Super Bowl pick: the 49ers win and they cover the spread. In case you didn’t know, San Fran is favored by 3.5 points at last check.
Now here is another recommendation I have for you. Do not make any kind of bet based off of my prediction. I spent very little time thinking about it, and, even if I had, there’s about a 50% chance I would have been wrong anyway. Instead of betting, use that money to buy delicious food for your party. Also, don’t forget to invite me.