That'll get 'em a one way ticket to the infernal region

Raised in the flax fields they grow like weeds in a garden that's unattended. Pull them out by the roots and lay their carcases in the ditch. :-D With the police that close by it's a disasterous miracle that none of them were found anywhere around. Good luck with your new security system. Better have a feed that goes somewhere over the Internet to a remote location where they can't steal your record of the intrusion.